may d festival of lights enlighten ur lyf wid happiness,joy,success & gud health. happy dawali 2 u nd ur family. u r invited at ma place 4 during dis festive ocassion. plz gimme a call b4 u cum :-)

Advice of a Dentist: Treat ur toothbrush like a girlfrnd. Use atleast twice a day, Dont let any1 else use it, & replace it in every 3 months

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!

☻I MISS YOU in every beats of heart, In every blink of my eyes, In every second of Time and... In every moment of the Day ! i miss you darling! (my dream girl )

Girls stupidity - They wont give their phone number. even to a KNOWN PERSON. But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR...

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaat

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops. Sorry priceless!!

Na kbhi muskurhat tere hotho se dur ho. Teri hr khwahis haqiqt ko manzor ho. Ho jaye jo tu mujse khafa. Khuda n kre mujse kbhi aisa kasor ho

Sarifo Ko Q NA $atati H Dunia Aasiko Ko Q Rulati He Dunya Zindgi Me Kya Kasar Thi Baki Jo Marne K Bad jalati Dunia

adam-kadam pe saharon ne sath chhor diya, para jo waqt to yaaron ne sath chhor diya. Bujhi jo shama to parwane sath chhor gaye, huwi sehar to sitaron ne sath chhor diya. Wo be-naqaab huwe fir b nazar utha na sake, uthi nazar to nazaron ne sath chhor diya. Falak k chand sitaron se kya gila karna, jab

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna G/-\!\!E$#

Faith makes all thingz possible, Hope makes all thingz work, Love makes all thingz beautiful, May U hav all da three 4 this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS..!! from :- MANJOT SODHI

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake. Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES? Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Each drop of a tear & feelings is costly than anything in world But no one knows its value until they have it in their own eyes for someone.

When a Girl cries for a Boy.. It means that She misses him a lot.. %u2665 But, When a Boy cries for a Girl It means that.. No one in this World can Love the Girl More than that boy..!

Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti hai, ankhe band ho to sanse bolti hai sanse band ho to dhankan bolti hai, or sabhi band ho to doctor bolta hai

Zindagai ki raaah me bahot se yaar milenge.. hum kya….humse bhi achche hazaar milenge… in acchchonki beed me hume bhula mat dena…. Hum kahan tumhe baaar baar milenge.. `

Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts. If you don't control what you think, you can't control what you do. Simply, self-discipline enables you to think first and act afterward.

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho.. BRO I HOPE I AM THE WHO WISHES U HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

Deewana hoon tera inkaar nahi, Kaise keh du ki pyar nahi, Kuch shararat to teri nazro me bhi thi, Main akela hi gunahgaar nahi.

ahmedabad ki dhoop se skin meri jali... wah wah... ahmedabad ki dhoop se skin meri jali.... wah wah.... JETHA says: MEHTASAHB, chura ke dil Mera, Babita Chali.......

The Best Prank Call Ever: "Hello KFC?" - " Yes, How can I help you sir?" . . . . . . . . . " I want MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P

A woman kidnaped d kidnaper sent a piece of her finger 2her husbnd n demnded money Husbnd replied i want more proof give me his head

When daylight turns to a darkened hue, The lovely stars hinting at you, Your heart beat tells You something true, That someone is badly missing you

Jaanu Aisa mat socho ki hum aap se ruth jaayenge Ruth ke hum aur kaha jaayenge Jidhar bhi dekho aap hi app nazar aaoge Hum to aapki baaho ki panah main fanaah ho jaayenge

Dunya Ki Har Fiza Mein Ujala RASOOL Ka Ye Sari Kainat Hai Sadqa RASOOL Ka Khusboo Gulab Hai Pasina RASOOL Ka Aap Ko Mubark Ho Mahina RASOOL Ka 12 Rabi-ul-Awal Mubark Ho..

Heated Gold Becomes Ornament, Beated Copper Becomes Wire, Depleted Stone Becomes Statue. So The More Pain You Get In Life, The More U Become Special.....

Dosti ek dhage ki tara hoti h, dhaga tut jye toh vo nhi judta par jud bhi jye to usmai ganth toh humsh rheti h,