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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies...."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay..
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya Bilkul Usi tarah haan Usi tarh yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga.....lolz....
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI WAIT..... WAIT..... WAIT..... BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI..
Opn ur legs n get on top of me....well, do ur thng nice n slow......open it wide so dat u can do ur thng quik, There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet]
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3, muv up&down,slowly...ooh yes... can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.
R u Male or Female ??? Wants to know the answer Then see down Not here u fooooooool
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo, Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH . BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO.. GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC OR.....APP KAY HATH MAY (MOBILE).... KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY...
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa.... Nalayak koi nahi!
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush
Dark were those Days without UR sight......When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.....THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B E L I G H T"
Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So The Teacher Drew The Diagram On The Blackboard said: Dont Look At The Book Figure, Look At My Figure
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry
How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her.
Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?
App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE
I've got ur bak & uve got mine. i'll help u out netime. 2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry make$ me weep & wanna die. i'll b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend....
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?.. Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don't hesitate. BCoz.... Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai...
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room And Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams & Professor Says: NOW OPEN YOUR Books & Study...
I'm very good in bed... .. .. .. . I can sleep all day... What Were U Thinking ..
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