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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon
25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA 7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr, Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti School Bhej DiA .
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWAR? WHAT? ho...don't think dirty..... its A "CIGRETTE"
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy, Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..?? 1. TiME ChAngE 2. WeAthEr ChAngE..
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know the first one It's keeping ur mouth shut. But I like the way U think!
Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. "Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho ? Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen ? Ki Bhains Ka
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao...Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...
bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken
A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE...
pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari... coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr
insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha
It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naught
Ur 5 qualities: 1._____ 2._____ 3._____ 4._____ to aj ye jaga khali na hoti...
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don't hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..
Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that's the right way of washing the glass
DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI... POST WOMAN KYO NAHI... KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study
WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE...
kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge
Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!
Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN. Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN...
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