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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty...
pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna...
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu...
Teacher : Dhutrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q? Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai...
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
Seen at some sports meet where the cycling champions were felicitated by the pool hosting women's event.
Plan For Future:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I wan 2.
WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON.
girl: agar meri lft leg ka lunch bana ho or right ka dinner to tum kya pasand karogay Boy: main lunch aur diner ke beech shaam ki chai pina.
Jab vo andar jayega toh Dard hoga pehli baar aisa hi hota hai par tum aawaaz mat karna warna sabko pata chal jayega ki TUM....
How do u teach a blonde maths? U subtract her chlothes Devide her legs And square root her...
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry : I'm a bottle of wine!
Girl Friend Ke Saath, Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar, Batti Ke Neeche, De Tacatac.... Tacatac.. De Tacatac.... Tacatac.
Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun, Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka" "Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka.
Diagram In Book Was Not Clear.. So,Madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced.. "Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ?? Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ? Uff Abi Nhi Krona Akele Me Krna
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis Ka ? Larki Apni Bhen Ki Bhains Ka...
SAb KEhte HAiN 9 MAhiNoN ME H0 JAtA Hy, Per Ab Tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt H0 GAyA Hy, Aakhir YE KAb H0 GA...??
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