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Aanso aa jate hai par labo pe hansi lani padti mohabbat bhi kiya cheez hai..jinse karte hain unhi se chhupani padti hai.
JINDAGI mein intezar ki lakir chhod jayenge. Aankhon mein yadon ki name chod jayenge.Dhoondhte firoge 1 din humein,hum yadon ki vo tasvir chhod jayenge.
Kuch log khas hote hain,har pal pass hote hain,khushiyon mein shamil hote hain aur gam mein bhi saath rehate hain, log unhein Dost aur hum unhe aap kahate hain.
Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai, waqt ke saath insane badal jata hai, sochte hai ki aapko tang na karein,par sochate sochate plan badal jata hai.
Marne par jannat mile ya na mile,ye hawa ya fiza mile na mile,SMS karne mein kasar mat kar mere dost, kiya pata tujhe narak mein network mile na mile.
Mere marne ke baad mere doston yun aansoo na bahana..Agar meri yaad aye to seedhe upar chale aana.....
Friendship is a network that needs: No Recharge, No Roaming, No Validity limit, No signal problems. just don’t switch OFF UR HEART.
Aapse milne ka man kar raha hai. Man ko samjhaya toh dil tadao raha hai. Dil ko bataya to aankhein ro padi hain.Unhe cup karaya to saansein bol rahi hain " I MISS YOU"
Bheeg jati hai palkein tanhai mein, dard hai koi jaan na le,pasand karte hai tezBARSAAT mein nikalna,kahin rote huye koi pehchan na le.
Kuch nasha aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha dhimi barsat ka hai, haemin aap yuhi sharabi mat kahiye, ye dil par sar aapse pehli mulakat ka hai..
I've written a poem for you: Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, and once you know what you are, mental hospital is not so far.
You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so that you can live and have a shower so that others can live.
Look at the world around u; u will see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u will c God's providence. Look at the mirror; U will c God's sense of humour.
When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
Like energy love can either be created, nor destroyed. It can just be transformed from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Look at the world as 1 big chocolates cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. sweet like ME & nut like U
Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hain.
Look at the ocean and see the God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see GOD's wonder! Look at the mirror & see GOD'S blunder.
My goal is to be failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
When you get this SMS, send it to a 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
A Guy with a little girl for the date: why are u wearing u r belt around u r knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use u r brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
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