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Good Morning...Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who die last night after sucking u r blood. Thanks!
Girls excuses: Phone mat kiya kari dear, mom hot hai near, papa se lagta hai fear,baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear.
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some peepers. Attendant: Black pepper or White pepper? French : Toilette Pepper!
A doting father used to sing his little children sleep until he overhead the four-year old telling the three year old, If you pretend you are sleeps, he stops.
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experiences & motherly treatment...Warm coz AC does not work & motherly because all Air hostesses are above
U r thousand of miles away from me, still I am watching u r every moment on 3 different channels: Pogo, cartoon Network & Animals planet. Thanks to media.
Thought for the future generation: Dont marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & makes several women happy
Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa-pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri Surat KO jab taras jata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
An old to Doctors: Doctor, I think I am getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: Thats not senility. Senility is when you forgot to zip down.
Dream makes everything possible, Hopes makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above...So always Brush u r Teeth.
Babaji ka mela laga hua hai haridwar mein.prasad mein recharge coupon diyejayenge .Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheja ja rahe hain.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything works, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above...So always Brush or Teeth.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is holiday. Have a great Sunday.
Astrologer to a frog: U will meet a young girl who will try to know everything about u. Frog: when n where? Astrologer: Next semester in biology lab.
A boy goes to see cabare dance. His mom, gets angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes I saw dad.
Ab tak meri life ek khuli ek khuli botal thi,jis mein sab perfume tarah hi ud jata tha..Par aapke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile.
Ganguly kid to Ganguly wife: Mummy Dekho, daddy Six pe Six mare jaa rahe hain? Ganguly Wife: Arey beta,yeh to advertisement ke liye shooting chal rahi hai !
What is the time of flirting? It is when your love letters starts with,TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazzar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri girlfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur bahan ka pyaar mile.
J kade tera kale da panga 10 bandeyan naal pai java ta mainu sath le leyee, main kade kisi nu maar paindi nahin dekhi!
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying, Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab geeta par haath nahin rakhunga.
When I send u SMS to u, It doesnt mean that u have to do the same...U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, Chocolates by couriers .DD & cheques r also accepted.
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus per chade...ya phir bus aap pe chade....dono martaba ticket aapka hi katna hai...
There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing....r u sad and crying, you can borrow him.
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS