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Srdar: Sweet Liya,Usme Kida Nikla Isme to Kida he! Salesman-Ye Kismat ki Baat he,Kya Pata Agli Bar sone ka sikka miljaye Jaye! S-2 KG. Aur de.:p
Sardar asked to Girl Friend: kya tumhare underwe@r mein 2 hole hain.? G F:Nahi, Besharam.. Sardar: To fir tangein kahan se daalti ho..
Confused Santa asks his techr-If black is a colour,white is also a color,den y is a black & white TV not a colour TV.
Door se dekha to "Salmaan apni pant sukha raha tha.." . aur Pass ja ke dekha toh . . . . . . . "Wo dhinka chika kar raha tha" ;)
Dad:Tera Result aya? Son:Wo Headmaster Saab ka Beta Fail ho gya Dad:Aur tum? Son:Toh aap kaun se Prime Minstr hai jo aap ka Beta Paas hoga?
TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. If you marry two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different
Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose, Majnu laila ke liye pyar se laya rose Laila ka attitude to dekho Wo boli-Bhaag bhaag d.k bose d.k bose
Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai . . Police Ki Vardi Ka Rang Khakhee Hai . . Fir Kya . . 4 Baj Gaye Lekin Party Abhi Haki Hai
Santa- Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai.. ..Sharbat Me Dala To Paht Gaya Doodh Wale Ne Pucha- Konse Sharbat Me Dala Tha Santa- LIMBU PANI Me
Sardarji creats new email id: . . . . . gmail@sardarji.com . hacker dies.. Virus cries.. google shockz.. computer blocks. sardar rocks.
Power of Gals: A Boy Makes a Mistake, Gal Scolds him, Boy says"Sorry" Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake, Boy Scolds her, Girl Cries Boy Says 'Sorry";-)
@ . . .. (\ _.' '. _/\_ ',', sorry chhota bachha hai,Jorse lagi thi.Apka Inbox Khali tha so kar di. Don't mind.
"Sach Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword
Murgi Market Gayi Aur Kaha-1Anda Dena Dukandar-Ande Ka Kya Krogi Murgi-Mere Pati Ne Kaha Hai 2 Rupiye K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat Kro.
Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho..Kuch sunaao yaar.. Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati Hamari..Jis Din zamaanat hui zindgi khatm Tumhari.."
English Mothr- Gud nyt dear Hindu Mothr- shub ratri beta Muslim Mothr- shaba khair My Mothr-Is mobil ko aag Lga dugi kambakt soja.
Techr:How Many Months In A Year Kid:12 T:Wow..How Do U Knowkid:12 Mahine Me 12 Tarike Se TujKo Pyar JatauGa Re DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
Tumhari yaad dilse jane na denge. tumhare jese dost khone na denge. sharafat se contect me rehena. warna bohot marenge aur Rone bhi na denge
Ladki-kitna pade ho ? Boy- B.A Ladki- 2 akshr pade ho wo bhi ulte
Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Aap ki 'KAMI-NE' itna pareshan kar diya ki Hum mSg me space dena hi bhul gaye
T-Shirt Pehen K Jab ME Taiyar Hota Lekar Bike Jab Mai Sawar Hota Dekh ke Mujhe Har Maa-Baap Kehte Kash "DHAVAL" Ko Meri Beti Se Pyar Hota
An engineering gal & guy went 2 a restrnt D guy wanted to ask 4 d menu bt he 4got wat it was called So he acted cool and said SYLLABUS plz.
My number has changed My new no. is 100 Plz call me Agr mera noukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de dena Bada kmina h apne apko POLICE batata h
A poor man catches fish,but his wife cant cook Qki mehangai No gas No oil No spices Man put fish back in water FISH shouts=CONGRESS ZINDABAD
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS