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Do not feel sad, dont feel glue, Einstein was ugly too!
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she would be at this moment.
Love me or leave me.Hey, where is everybody going???
I once sniffed Coke, but Te ice cubes blocked my nostrils.
I know why I am single; my parents in law were not able to have kids.
Hello, this is God. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. I apologize to the whole world.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...sorry I will have to leave, I couldnt find a brain.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
A man pays Rs.200 for an Rs.100 item that he needs, a woman pays Rs.100 for Rs.item that she does not need.
Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching...still searching...get a good grip of your mobile...still searching no brain found.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me dont care, me dont cry, me just happy that can cant fly!!
Be nice to the ones who smoke....every cigarette might be their last.
I would stop eating chocolate...but I am not a quitter!
I did not kiss Ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!!
I am a nobody........nobody is perfect...therefore....I am the perfect!!!!
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, Are you gonna drink that?
If you fall me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice, shame on me.
While waiting 4 the right person2 come-play & have fun with the wrong 1, but b careful with who u play that person might b the right 1 all along
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when you are old
Children playing outside the cars can cause accidents, but adults playing inside the cars can cause children by accidents!
People fall in love not knowing y nor how. Its so special a feeling that it doesnt requires much answers. U just love, no matter how stupid u become.
You can close u r eyes to things you dont want to see, but u cant close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.
Boys should tell their trousers that its rude to point.
Love can sometimes be magic-but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS