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Life is short! If you dont look around once in a while, you might miss it.
Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment, but by moments that take our breaths away
A man goes blood test; Nurse takes his finger blood sample, but cant find cotton. So she sucks his finger! He is so happy he asks, Can I get a urine test also?
When I look at the sun I c u! When I look at the moon I c u! When I look at the sea I cu...Well get out of my way!
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creating a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up & down, cant wait till next time I LOVE MY TOOTHBRUSH.
Last night I couldnt sleep. I wanted sleep. I wanted u warm against my skin...I wanted 2 feel u all over my body, but i couldnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
Tell me, is it going in? Yeah. Is it hurting? Ooh yeah...Ouch its hurting. Ok I will put it in slowly...Still hurting...Ahh yeah...then lets try the other shoe, madam.
Tell me, is it going in? Yeah. Is it hurting? Ooh yeah...Ouch its hurting. Ok I will put it in slowly...Still hurting...Ahh yeah...then lets try the other shoe, madam.
Last night I wanted u, needed u so badly that it hurt. Wanted 2 taste u. I wanted u in me so u could work u r magic on me...but I couldnt find u, u stupid......PARACETAMOL!
It goes in dry, it comes out wet. The longer its in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed, just you and me...its not what you think; its a cup of tea!
Someday u may lose u r hair...U may lose u r teeth-u r money & even lose u r mind. But 1 thing u will never lose its u r goods looks, coz u can lose what u dont have!
He came 2 me1 night...explored my body...licked sucked-swallowed & had has fill...when satisfied he left...I was hurt ...DAMN MOSQUITO
I was nervous at first, it was big & long & went straight up, I had to try it...I eased myself onto it & liked it! I went up & down on it, I love escalators now.
Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed & then it spat-It sure aint u, U ugly prat!
I wish I was a Teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it. You cuddled me instead.
T-mobile regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone on everyone except u .We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u. Not even a network.
God made me butter, god made cheese, food made you for me to squeeze, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made SEXY!
There is an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there...lions, tigers, cheetahs and apes but the meetings cant start coz the monkey reading this text.
Last night this message thats coz u love me. If u save it thats coz u desire me & if u ignore it thats coz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
Why do I text you? Its my choice; Its my way saying that I remember u. Why do I remember U? I will never know, its not my choice, its my heart.
NEWSFLASH: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u will be disconnected!
Smiling is infexous, u catch t like the flu. When some 1 smiled at me 2 day I started smiling 2.now I am infected, I have sent it throughout this text. So now u r smiling. Who will it go 2 next?
If a big fats man creeps into your bedroom on night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry coz I told Santa Claus I wanted you for this Christmas!
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS