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Teacher-Ye kiska Signature he "@@@@@@@" Student-Meri mummy ka. Teacher-aisa kaisa naam hai? Student-Ji,wo unka naam hai "JALEBI BAI"
Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose.. Boy : Xsuse Me Girl : Jee Kahiye Boy : Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf se Apko Happy Mother's Day..
FEMALE me MALE aata h . SHE me HE aata hai . "WOMAN" me "MAN" aata hai. MARDO ki to purani Aadat hai . . . . . . . Aurato me ghusne ki..."
Xams De De Kr Dimag Aisa Ho Gaya Hai DOSTO Mammi Puchti He Khane Me Kya Dun?? To Mai Kehta Hun 2nd UNIT Se Kuch Mat Dena plz...
1 Hotel Me Kagaz Par Likha Tha "Agar Aag Lag Jaye To is Kagaz Ko Palto, SANTA Ne Kagaz Palta To Likha Tha- "Abe Ga'dhe Abhi Aag Lagi Hai Kya?:-
Zindgi Ki Suruat S se Hoti Hai S4 Suraj S4 Subah S4 Sham S4 Samay Us k Bad S 4 Sagai Ho Jaye Fir Shadi Fir Saas,Sasur Sali,Sala Fir Styanaas
Hum tumhari Chaahat me itni Door nikal aye h JAAN Ki ab Rikshay wala waapis jane ke 500Rs Maang raha Hy (.") / ) /\_ Ab pedal hi aa rha Hu
The answer to d toughest question ever is here!! wen do u know U r in LOVE..... U know U r in LOVE wen U start looking for the cheapest mobile plan :p :p :p
What is more useful after it is broken? An egg Which is the most shocking city? Electri-city Name two things u can never eat before breakfast? Dinner & Lunch How many gr8 m
Sir: What do u know about chemistry? Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
Chintu Samose wale se bola:- ae. tumhare samose se ladki ka baal nikla.. . . . samose wala :- abe! 5rs.ke samose me puri ladki niklegi kya?
Chanda mama so gaye, suraj Chachu jage, Subah ho gayee mamu.....bole to Good morning!
Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se seekhe, dil dekar dard lena koi humse seekhe, kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse seekhe, SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se seekhe..!
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane......Husn bana toh Deewane bane...Kuch to baat hai aapme, YU hi nahi pagal khane bane...Hahaha!
Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra. Sardar se dosti,dimag ko khatra Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra..
Friendship is a language spoken by heart..not written on paper,not given by pledge..it is a promised renewed everytime we keep in touch...take care...
Unse roj milne ko dil chahta hai, kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai, tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki, fir se ruth jane ko Dil chahta hai..
Dil se dil lagakar to dekho, hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho, SMS toh kiya call bhi karoonga,Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho.....
Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai, woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali jati hai, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai........
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya, kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to vese bhi akele the, kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya.................
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har tarf ujala nazar ata hain....sochta hu ki bijli katva lu..aajkal kambhakt bill bahut ata hai.
Lalu goes to shop and ask, "Yeh bandarva ki photo kitne ki hai re,burbak....?"....Shopkeeper: Wo phutwan nahin sahib,wo to seesha (mirror) hai.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,pyaar nahi ti shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahin to sms hi kiya karo!
Dil mein gam rakhta hun,teri dosti ke baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun. Pata tha mujhe SMS ayega tera, isliye DISPRIN sath rakhta hun!
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS