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Shaadi main ek SMART larka. larki se:-) aap dance karogi.. ...Larki sharma k boli: "yes.." larka pyar se: . . . tu phir apki "kursi" main le jaon..
A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guy's photo in her bag, asked is he your Ex-BF ?? GF kissed him, said no it's me before surgery...
Teacher: Where is the capital of India? Pappu: In Swiss Banks...
My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.
desiboysonu: HAR KHOMOSHI MEIN EK BAAT HOTI HAI, HAR DIL MEIN EK YAAD HOTI, AAPKO PATA HO YA NA HO, PAR AAPKI KHUSHI K LIYE ROZ FARIYAD HOTI HAI.
Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai, Mante hai jise hum manzil apni, Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai, Mante hai jise hum manzil apni, Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
Aap Ke Pass Koi Naya Msg Hai Kya.? ? ? Agar Hai To.. . . DABUR 'Honey' Laga Ke Din Me 2 Baar Chaato.. . . Kyu Ki Aap Bhejoge To Nahi
TRUE: Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni us k voter-card 'me hoti hai Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni Facebook ki profile 'me hoti hai
The Smallest Leave Applicn By Jaat Boy Dear Sir Jo Thaare Bus Ka Ho Kar Liyo M Kal Skul M Na Aau Yrs Fthfuly Kallu Ka Chora Thari Beti Ka Yaar
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are :- 1. A Girl's Tear 2 . A Girl's Smile Both can make a man to do any thing ......!!!!!
Doctor:- U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife. Lady:- How Many Wives Do You Have ? Doctor:- Two . MoRaL:- Express Smart Ideas , SmartLy
Ek bacha roz Maths sir ko phone lgata h Sir ki wife - kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone q karte ho?
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha: Nikaal Rs50. Santa: Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To H. Police: Abe, Par Scooter Kaha H.
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha: Nikaal Rs50. Santa: Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To H. Police: Abe, Par Scooter Kaha H.
Apse Jab Humari Yaari Ho Gai Dunia Humari Aur B Pyari Ho Gai Ise Pehle Kisi B Cheez K Aadi Na The Pr Ab Apko Yad Krne ki bimari ho gai
Mdm to student:You scored zero. Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs.. Madam: Idiot! U scored zero marks,not zero DANDRUFF!!:D
A student was feeling sleepy. His head was going down n down due to sleep.. Teacher comes & asks, "Wat's this"? . . S: GRAVITATIONAL FORCE.
Pagal Khane Me Sab Pagal Dance Kr Rhe The 2Pagal Khamosh The Dr Ne Socha Ye Thik Ho Gye H Dr- Tum Khamosh Q Ho Pagal- Hum Dulha Dulhan Hai
Santa Underwear Lene Gaya Dukandar Ne Usko 800/Rs Ja Underwear Dikhaya Rate Sun Kr Wo Bola- YAAR ROJ PEHNE WALA DE DE PARTY WEAR NAHI CHAHIYE
Talented Question:- Agar Tumhari Shadi Judwa Behan Me Se Kisi 1 ke Sath Ho Jaye To Tum Apni Bv Ko Kaise Pehchanoge? Best Answer-Mai Q Pehchanu?
Aapne dil churaya, hum khamosh rhe Aapne NEEND churayi hum khamosh rhe Aapne Style churai hum khamosh rhe bt its too much yaar CHAPPAL to wapas kr do.
Raat Ho To MOON Jalta H, Garmi Me JULY Aur JUNE Jalta H, Pyar Ho Jaye to Chain Aur Sukun Jalta H Aur Aap Jaisi kabutar Msg Nahi Karte To Khoon Jalta Hai.
Doctor-Mantriji Aapki Biwi Maa Banne Wali H Mantri Soch Me Pad Gya. Kya Hua Sir? Mantri-Smajh Nhi Aa Raha Saala Kon FARZI-MATDAAN Kar Gya
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
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  • Festival SMS