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Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho.. HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi!!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
I Like Grapes Bcoz Its Boneless. And I Like u Bcoz... u r Brainless Ha..Ha..Ha.. Felt bad? Cum'on yar, Its just A . . . . . Fact.
Fanta Piyo, Pepsi Piyo, Marinda Piyo Coke Piyo, Dew Piyo, Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main!!
Abey O Egg K Chilke ! Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan ! Ublay Hue AALOO ! Murghi K Chooze ! Africa K Bandar! Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!
In Summer's Rain U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out Dance Around Sing Songs Meet Wit Friends Jump Around Koi Baat Nahi. . . Every Frog Feels The Same :-)
Ankhon mein shrrafat. chal mein nazaakat. dil mein sachai. phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.
One Mms Recieved Name:Video Clip Time:2 Min 35 Sec Starting Now Loading.. Loading.. Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai? Video Dekhen Ge.
GoLdEn WoRdS AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu... . . . . . . . . 'LaNaT HaI Tum Pe';->
If A Gorilla Catches U, What Will U Do? ? ? I Know U Both Will Start Playing... Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli, Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun! Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha.;->
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na? Ok Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen . . Aap Ki 2 Tangeen. Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day" Shoro Ho Jayega. Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le, Bad Me Na kehna K "ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)
Apki Yaaaaaaad Main 1 Shair Arz Hai.. Itwarrrr K Bad Ata Hai Peeeeer Wah Wah.. Itwarrrr K Bad Ata Hai Peeeeer Ab To Sms Bhej Do *FAQEEEEEEEER* ;->
A Very-Very Classic Insult... Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon... . . . Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya...???
The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It If U Cant Top It, Laugh At It If U Cant Laugh At It U Probably Deserve It!
~ x T r e M e ~ I Wish I Had A Lower I.Q . . . So That I Could Enjoy Your Company!!
Today Is MMS Day... MMS Means- Make Monkeys Smile I Did My Job Now It's Ur Turn Send It To All Ur Monkey Friends Stop Jumping Start Sending!
You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ladka college me first day ek ladki se:- Hi,aap ka naam ? Ladki:- gusse se , mujhe sab Behan kehte hain . Ladka:-bari khushi hui apse milke ,mujhe sub Behnoi kehte hain .
Height of humiliation plus insult- . . . . . . . . . A grammar freak girl to his boyfriend : "You are as useless as 'ay' in 'Okay'..!!" ;)
Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain??? Just Check It Nahi Hain?? Nahi R u Sure?? Yes Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay...
Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge?....Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge
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