Nanak Nich kahe vichaar, Waria na jaava ek waar, Jo tud bhave sai bhali kaar, Tu sada salamat nirankaar Gurpurb Dee Lakh Lakh Wadai !!

Nanak naam jahaaz hai, jo chadhe so uttre paar Jehda thalle reh gaya, Nanak nahi jimme vaar!

On this auspicious occasion of the birthday of Sh.Guru Nanak Dev Ji, I wish to convey you all my heartiest congratulations !! Happy GURPURAB..!!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

Boy Proposing A Girl : Me Tumhare Ley Kuch B Kar Sakta Hn. Girl : Wada ? Boy : Haan Paka Wada,Kuch B Kr Sakta Hn. Girl : Phir Ainda Muje Apni Shakal B Mat Dekhna..()

God Made EntertainMent And Called It Fun, God Made Daylight And Called It Sun, God Made Night And Called It Moon, God Made You And Called It Cartoon..

If girls is in love, her parents asks : Who is that idiot ? If boyz is in love, his parents asks ? Idiot who is that girl ? MORAL : No matter whoever in love, Boyz are always IDIOTS!!

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai? AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo B Masala laga Kar.

Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu..? Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain..? Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai? Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se "NAAN CHOOLLY" kha lete hain.

I just feel u.. Whenever I feel u... I just miss u .. Whenever i miss u .. I just wanna See u .. Do u know why.. It's juts because.. ***I LOVE CARTOONS***

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-) called self control:-)

In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth!!

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ..THE ZOO..

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Ur 5 qualities: 1----- 2----- 3----- 4------ 5------ Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj ye jaga khali na hoti!

Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Aapko phone kiya to network bola, namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai, aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later!