Santa: What's a difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trousers & Superman wears it over the trousers.

Santa falls in love with a nurse...After much thinking he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love u sister."

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no the girl.

Santa and Jeeto wereon an African safari when a lion spang out of nowhere & dragged jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!. Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That'Ss terrible. Santa: Yes, it was said to watch the dog die in convulsions.

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. I day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

Preeto 2 maid: o Kanta, I have reson 2 suspect that Banta is having an affairs with his secretary that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make m

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna,main use surprise dunga!

Banta sent SMS to santa: Bhejnewala mahan, Padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 Days ago, he hasn't come back yet!..Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.When bus arrived,conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye...Pappu: Haan Papa,chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he asked what he was doing and he answered: waiting for autumn.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked : What are you doing? Santa: Drying Sweat.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke pass jaana wala ttha, kya hua? Santa: yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?... Shopkeepers: Rs 500,..Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: What happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: Le Karle Number Note.

Wo Log Jo Neend Mai Chaltay Hain..! . . . . . . . . Unhain Kamray Mai Band Kar Sulana Chahiye.

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:-

Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha