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Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice. What should I do to help her to Get it back? Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"
A sweet demand by a kid. He was beaten up by his mom. Dad askd what happnd son? kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore, i want my own
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the? GIRL-97% BOY-Baap re Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
Girl: Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin...Tin...Tin...
Girl: Say You Love Me...Say You Love Me Plzzz Say You Love Me Boy: Okay You Love Me.
Girl: What is Life? Boy: Life is Love. Girl: Whats Love? Boy: Love is Kissing. Girl: What is Kissing? Boy: Come here and I'll Show You.
Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho? Larki: I'm Heroin. . . . . . . . . . Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon.
Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life. Without You Life Is Cloudy. You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai? Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain. Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se.
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS