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Q: What is a difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: Vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: How many guns do the us need to combat an enemy? A: Two,one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Q:can u do anything that other people can't? A:Sure,I can read my handwriting.
Gappu:When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute. Pappu:Too bad they missed.
Q:What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A:"Do u belive in people?"
Q: How did santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Teachaer:Sonu,your composition on "My Dog"is exactly the same as your brother's.Did u copy his ?Student:No,teacher,it's the same dog.
Jeeto:What are u doing? Santa:washing myself,ofcourse. Jeeto:without soap and water? Santa:Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning.
Q: Why did santa fall out the window? A: He was ironing the curtain
Q:Why do men chase women while they have no intention of marrying? A:For the same reason dogs chase cars,they have no intention of driving.
Q: What is a difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: Vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: How many guns do the us need to combat an enemy? A: Two,one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Q: Which is Gandhili's most favourite city? A: Simplicity.
Sardar tells girl,"Come 2 my house at nite,nobody will b there....Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there.
Na wo inkaar karti hai,Na wo ikraar karti hai,KANBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar ,Mere dost se pyar karti hai.
Tarif ke kabil kahan hum,charcha to apki chalti hain........sab kuchh hai aapke pass,bas seeng aur poonch ki kami khalti hai......
Aap jaise log humko kuch khas lagte hai.Mann ne har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai,Jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka,Is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakhte hai.
What is wrong with ur cell ? Every time I call a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialled is a monkey pls contact zoo for details????
Aaj didar,kal yaar,parso pyar,phir ikraar,aur phir-intzaar,phir-takrar,phir-darar,sari mehnat-bekar,aur akhir mein-EK aur devdas at beer bar!
Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,Wo to hamare ho na sake,Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Sardar ji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road...Why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office....
Someday u may lose ur hair.U may lose ur teeth-ur money & even ur mind.But I think u will never lose is ur good looks,coz u can't lose what u don't have!
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open an saving account.After seeing the Form he went to DELHI for filling up . U know y?FORM says,"FILL UP IN CAPITAL".
Sardar:I have''t slept all nite in the train. Frnd : Y? Sardar:Got upper berth. Frnd :Y didn't u Xchange? Sardar: oye,there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berht....
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