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One Day Santa girlfriend asks him,"Darling on our Engagement will you give me a RING?" Santa:"Ya sure,Give me ur Telephone No."
Man: Santa,where were you born? Santa: PUNJAB. Man: Which Part? Santa:Oye! Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
Sardar-why r all these people running? Man -This is a race,the winner will get the cup. Sardar -If only the winner get the cup ,why r others running ?
A Teacher lecturing on population-In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid .A sardar stand up and said,"We must find & stop her!"
Dr.Chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted in front of his clinic, but our sardar painted,"Dr.chopra Psycho the rapist."
TU chandarmukhi main surajmukhi,tu mujshe dukhi main tujhse dukhi, chhat se chhalang laga de phir tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.
Aishi dosti hamari ki tu har rah, har dagar,har safar mein mile.Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir, tu bagal wali kabar mein mile..
Newton's law of romance:-Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,It can only be changed from one girl friend to another.....
Naari ke chakkar mein bool na jaana yaari, Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...
Har des ki ek sarhad hoti hai,bachche ki bhi ek zidd hoti hai.Aur kitna intzaar karu tere sms ka,kanjusi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai .
I Love u .I Love u.I Love u.I Love u.That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals"
Airhostess 2 Laloo...Sir ru veg or non veg ? He says....no I m sgitarian. she says... NO sir , ru shakahari or mansahari? He says.... NO I m Bihari.
Aapki yaad me maine kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,par wo toh bachchon ko darane ke kaam aayi ......
I'd luv 2 take u 4 dinner.make u sit beside the candle,shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "pay the bill"!
Santa & banta were hanging on tree,suddenly santa fell.Banta asked: kyu be,thak gaya?santa answered:Nahi pak gaya.
A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief:There is Rs 150 purse we can take 50-50. sardar slowley asked him ,"What abt the balance 50."
Sardar selected a shot girl to marry.....why? Coz guruji said musibat jitni choti ho utna achcha....
Sardar colud not stop laughing when he saw a truck being gragged by another.I asked why ?sardar says foolish drivers...using two trucks to carry a Rope.
Teacher:kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? Student:Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. Teacher:kahan gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? Student:Palang pe gir gaya aur aankh lag gayi.
Money can buy a house not a home,a bed but not sleep,medicine but not health.Money is dirty.it only causes pain & suffering.send me all ur money & b happy.
Andhe ke hath me 'TORCH",Barahe ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me"MIKE",AUR AP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH kya zamana Aaya hai!!!***
Sardar is frustared in joke made on him.He goes to wife and says,tell me one joke in which I am not involved! she sad' I AM PREGNANT...!!!!'
Ur someone I don't want to lose...Ur someone I won't forget....Ur someone eho is special to me..-U-r-what's-ur-name -I-forgot?
Q.What's Dada Ganguly's favourite food? ANS.Maggi(It is done by the time he's back from the crease,bas 2 minutes!)
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    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
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    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
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