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Sunny finds a movie called 'Gavaskar' which had nothing about him .He asked the director,who retorted:How much was 'Border' about Allan ?
Q. What is the difference between the indian team and a tea -bag? ANS.The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!
Sardar1: Tell me a word which consists of 100 letters. Sardar2: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Why do couples hold hands their wedding day.?.?.?.?..... It is just a formality, like two boxes shaking hands b4 the fight begins!
A fast bowler was introduced to a sheikh who said he had 83 wife. The bowler retorted: 'You only need two more, and you are entitled to a new ball.'
Husbands asks, ' Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!' WIFE says, 'No, it means-with idiot for ever.'
Sardar was writing very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:I am writing 2 my yrs old son,he can't read very fast.
Lover's plan to suicide. Boy jumped first .Girl closed her eyes & returned back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Sardar proposed a Girl.....Girl said I'm 1 yrs elder to you..Sardar said: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Banta: How did u get a new car?. Santa: A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & I took car. Banta: Good yaar, kapde ki karne si.
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed.". Santa saw this msg. What he did next time, he came with 17 people along with him.
At a football match ground. Santa: ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: par ball tan pehlan hi gol hai, or kinni gol karangey..
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Banta: What's the differences between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: the taste
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign," Clean Toilets 8 kms." By the time he drove eight kms, he had cleaned 14 toilets
Banta: J t u dasade ki bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasade ne tan de 8 tere, te j tu dsade ki kidhene tan oh murgi v teri .Santa: koi hint?
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Banta ek sadhu se bola:Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta,upay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa-Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhna di...so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo,bichare khush ho jaan ge.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he asks next....Ismein aur colour dikhaiye
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breath a man dies?"Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Santa walks into a library & says, Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, I "am sorry, this is a library."Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Patient : Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me what your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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