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Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy Unmarried Life.
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finish.
It's million dollar saying that jo hase unke ghar base But the million dollar Question is Ghar basane ke bad kitne Hase.
Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti! Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pileta.
SHADI MEANS-: S-SHANTI BHANG H-HIMMAT KHTAM A-AAJADI SAMAAPTA D-DIMAG KHARAB I-IN "MAN'S" LIFE
Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho., Jisse Dil Khush b ho Jaye or Jal b Jaye., Wife: Apke k sb Frnd's me sb se Acchi KISS Krne ka Style Apka h.
Jo Hamesha Hansta Rhta Hai Us Ko “HANS MUKH” Kehte Hain. Or Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko “HUSBAND” kehte Hai
A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5 Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua.
Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti Husband- kanjus.
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER....."Immediately after Marriage!!
Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai? Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai
Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi? 1 shaks: Mujhe hai ! Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho
Do U know full form of wife = " Worries in life Forever"
Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai
Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam: My Life mahine baad: My Wife saal baad: Hom
shaadi se pehle : maine pyaar kiya shaadi ke baad : maine pyaar kyun kiya
Secret Of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT - Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust
Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?Re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?Re Right, Shut U
TAPO SLANTO Said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY? YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:
Philosophy Of Life : ? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God
Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman - Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man.
All TrAgediEs ARe Finished By A DeAth . . . . . . ANd All COmedies By A MARRIAGE????.
KHUDA Kry K 2010 Apko RAS A Jy, Ap Jisy CHAHENY Vo Ap K PAS A Jy, Ap Sara Sal KANWARE Na Re, Dua Hy APKA RISHTA Lekar Apki SAAS A J
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