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Biology sir to boys - where is ur heart ? boys - shouted & said 'girls' sir - haan mera bhi unke paas hi hai ! uff ye ladkiyan .
Makan Malik :- Rs 700 kiraya hoga. Kirayedar:- Theek hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhe naach rahe hai. Malik :- To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi ?
1 SUNAR KE BV KO 101 LDKIYA THI. MEDIYA WALE UNKE GHR PAHUNCH GYE REPORTER~ BEHEN KYA YE 101 LDKIYAN AAP KI HE? AURAT:NHI. 100SUNAR KI 1LUHAR KI
Sony chanell par ek naya seriel shuru hua hai.. -Bade achchhe lagte hain- Ab batao bhala: Bade ( . )( . ) kis ko achchhe nahi lagte??
what is d difference b/w eating Eclairs & I-pill think think small girl will eat eclairs & have fun, big big will have fun then will eat i-pill..
Tom:Maa tum blouse me paise kyu rakti ho Mom:taki tere papa ko pata na chale Tom:bechare papa,roz kaamwaali k blouse me dhoondte rehte hai
A man was dying of cancer.. Son asks:dad why u keep on telling evryone that ur dying of AIDS? Dad:So that wen i die noone wil touch ur mom..!
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kr.
Train k toilet me Santa k nazar samne padi,likha tha Upar mat dekhna Santa se raha nahi gaya Upar dekha to likha tha "Manega nahi ve"
RAVI Ko Angotha Choosne Ke Adat Thi Papa ne Usko Ramdev Ke Pas Bheja Ab Wo Apna LAND Bhi Choos Leta He Jo na Kare KAMDEV Wo Kare RAMDEV
A girl in her bedroom shouted Ah Ah Ah Ah-Ah Ahh... haaaachii!! She's sufferng frm cold Aapko to bus non-veg msgs ka chaska hai..l!
A Boy said To Girl: Kitni Kaali Ho Tum.! Girl: Isme Tere Bap Ka Kya Gaya.? Boy: Agr Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti.!
G-Tum ladke kisi b ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? B-Ye to depend karta h ki ladki aa rahi h ( . )( . ) ya jaa rahi h ( )( )
RAVI Ki GF ne Raat Ko Uske Ghar Aana Tha Wo KONDOM Lene Gya CHEMIST: Konsa Flavor Du? RAVI(bahut soch kar): ChoLe Bhture WaLa Dedo
1 of ma' best msg, "BACHPN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA" Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha. Chahat chand ko pane ki, dil titli ka diwana hota tha Khabar na thi kch subah ki na shamo ka thikana hota tha
A Beautiful Girl puts hr finger near Hotel MANAGER lips. MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER GIRL:tell Ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in Ur TOILET.!
Sardarni ne gand pe tettu ghudwaya_ SHERA DI GADDI Gusse me sardar us tettu wale ke pas gaya,apna DICK nikal ke- Bhenchod,ab ispe likh SHERA.
Ladka:-Kash Mein Tera Blouse Hota,To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta. Ladki:-Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota..
Lady techr: chup raho nhi to pakad kar khada kar dungi!.. All the students started shouting.. 'pehle mera' 'pehle mera'
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home!
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs Boy: A sinner,who wants to go to hell.
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS