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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? ) ( ( .)( . ) ) ( because. 90% of the boys are right handed.. (Category)
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole What is it?
Major Rohail: Tum Dr. k pass apna mobile kyu le k gya tha? . Sardar: O G mere mobile main VIRUS jo aa gya tha
Always start your day with a lot of...S E X S -- SMILE E -- ENERGY X -- XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL!
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having.pain rite nw.Doctor: Is tis her 1st child?Sardar: No this is her husband spking.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u "lastnite"
A girl phoned me the other day and said... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar: Yaar ksi ne Kachre k dabe pr "excuse me" likha hova hai . Major Rohail: Oy wo excuse me nhi "Use me" likha hova hai..
Major Rohail TIND krva kr petrol Pump pr chala gya . Kyu? . . TIND ko wiper se saaf krvane
Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a... nice drink...PEPS
Anti Misba got married for the 8th time, What did people wrote on congratulations Cards.."Many happy returns of the day"
Why did Bubbli throw a butter Out of the window? . . Cause Bubbli wanted to see Butterfly
Teacher: y r u late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it
What is common between Mr.Bean & Major Rohail . . They don't need to pretend that they are stupid
Girl:It's 2 tight Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah.I can't, Gal:It's painful, Boy:Forget it. .We'll buy wedding ring
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;
Bubbli: Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai . Major Rohail: Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho
Major Rohail: Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef To nhi hoi? . Anti Misba: Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha Jb main school me thi.
Jiju ur Bubbli Jiju: Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu . Bubbli: App khud he pehna dein .Jiju: Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye New BRAZIER deta h
Wife Computer ON Karte Hue: Jaanu Apna Password batana? Husband:"Lulli" Wife Hans Hans k Kursi Se Gir Gayi Q K Computer said "Your Password Is Too Short"
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
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