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Daughter: yeh sach h ki ladke jhan apna l*nd dalte h, bacha wahi se nikalta h? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mere muh se nikelga.
Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3 inch floppy.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate?
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja...
Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films
(_,_)2 stay (') Young // +SEXY (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)DO (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)THiS // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)MOre (,)) (_,_) (')'; OFTEN // ';
(') (') / / / / (') )/ / "o (') .' )/ / o""o (') ( '.' )/ / o""o (') HELLO! ( '.' )/ / ( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
INDIA KI REET. Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR. Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR.Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lete ho
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces..
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santh
Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega.
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS