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Biology sir to boys - where is ur heart ?
boys - shouted & said 'girls'
sir - haan mera bhi unke paas hi hai !
uff ye ladkiyan .
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1 SUNAR KE BV KO
101 LDKIYA THI.
MEDIYA WALE UNKE
GHR PAHUNCH GYE
REPORTER~
BEHEN KYA YE 101
LDKIYAN AAP KI HE?
AURAT:NHI.
100SUNAR KI
1LUHAR KI
Sony chanell par ek naya seriel shuru hua hai..
-Bade achchhe lagte hain-
Ab batao bhala:
Bade ( . )( . ) kis ko achchhe nahi lagte??
what is d difference b/w eating Eclairs & I-pill
think
think
small girl will eat eclairs & have fun,
big big will have fun then will eat i-pill..
Tom:Maa tum blouse me paise kyu rakti ho
Mom:taki tere papa ko pata na chale
Tom:bechare papa,roz kaamwaali k blouse me dhoondte rehte hai
A man was dying of cancer..
Son asks:dad why u keep on telling evryone that ur dying of AIDS?
Dad:So that wen i die noone wil touch ur mom..!
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kr.
Train k toilet me Santa k nazar samne padi,likha tha
Upar mat dekhna
Santa se raha nahi gaya
Upar dekha to likha tha
"Manega nahi ve"
RAVI Ko Angotha
Choosne Ke Adat Thi
Papa ne Usko Ramdev Ke
Pas Bheja
Ab Wo Apna LAND Bhi
Choos Leta He
Jo na Kare KAMDEV
Wo Kare RAMDEV
A girl in her bedroom shouted
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah-Ah
Ahh...
haaaachii!!
She's sufferng frm cold
Aapko to bus non-veg msgs ka chaska hai..l!
A Boy said To Girl: Kitni Kaali Ho Tum.!
Girl: Isme Tere Bap Ka Kya Gaya.?
Boy: Agr Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti.!
G-Tum ladke kisi b ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
B-Ye to depend karta h ki ladki aa rahi h
( . )( . )
ya jaa rahi h
( )( )
RAVI Ki GF ne Raat
Ko Uske Ghar Aana Tha
Wo KONDOM Lene Gya
CHEMIST:
Konsa Flavor Du?
RAVI(bahut soch kar):
ChoLe Bhture WaLa Dedo
1 of ma' best msg,
"BACHPN KA ZAMANA HOTA THA"
Khushiyo ka khazana hota tha.
Chahat chand ko pane ki,
dil titli ka diwana hota tha
Khabar na thi kch subah ki
na shamo ka thikana hota tha
A Beautiful Girl puts hr finger near Hotel MANAGER lips.
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
GIRL:tell Ur BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in Ur TOILET.!
Sardarni ne gand pe tettu ghudwaya_
SHERA DI GADDI
Gusse me sardar us tettu wale ke pas gaya,apna DICK nikal ke-
Bhenchod,ab ispe likh SHERA.
Ladka:-Kash Mein Tera Blouse Hota,To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki:-Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota..
Lady techr: chup raho nhi to pakad kar khada kar dungi!..
All the students started shouting..
'pehle mera'
'pehle mera'
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs
Boy: A sinner,who wants to go to hell.
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