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What is height of Secrecy? Offering black visiting cards.
"And what do you have there?" asked the man. "Oh, nothing much,"answered the little girl. "Just some ads about heaven."
The husband replied, "Kill the pig! What's the good of murdering an innocent pig for a blunder that happened twenty-five years ago?"
"James", said Martha, "it is our silver anniversary next tuesday. We should mark the occasion. Shall we kill the pig?"
A BLONDE is in the library , she bangs down a book and says :"too boring, too many characters and no story. LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
A wise old man who was a judge, was asked to settle a dispute between two brothers about the fair division of a large estate left them by their father.
A High School Boy once found a book in the school library whose cover read "HOW TO HUG" was delighted to take it home.
What do you call the most religious unit in electric science? --Ohm Labels: joke, jokes, ohm, om, poor jokes, science
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.. Why?? Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Ek Kana [one-eyed] Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega?? Ek Nazar se bhi pyar hota hai maine suna hai... [from: Taxi No. 9211]
Q: Who had a double role in movie "Sholay"? A: King George He is on both sides of the coin ;)
Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop? *** NO **Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!
a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars why????????????? coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed :P
Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo..... Student: JAI MATA DI
Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?] Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.. Why?? Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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