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what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina
Full form of MATHS???? Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students.
Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought. kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
wht do u call a really colourful tamilian??? Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? sita with ravan
Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the batao kyon? kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs"& "Decent Girls" Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School??? She had a Bright Student.
What do computers like to eat? Chips!
31 Why is the River Rich? It has two Banks!
What did baby corn ask mom corn??? Where is Pop corn?
What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito? Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree? A: It thought this was all a game
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? A: It was a copy cat.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A: Because it fell asleep.
What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder
What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last
What is height of Laziness? Adopt a child.
What is height of Active laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
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    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
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