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Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party
Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZAD
Government Is Like A Baby. An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other
A Good Leader Is A Person Who Takes A Little More Than His Share Of The Blame And A Little Less Than His Share Of The Credit
Apparently,a democracy is a place where numerous electionz r held at great cost wid out issues & wid interchangeable candidates
Bush ka Kutta roth gya, Ganday nalay main ja kar doob gya, Bola ab aur zulm nahi sahin gy, Ek ghar mai do do nahi rahain gay
The word 'politics' is derived 4rm da word 'poly', meaning 'many', and da word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other..
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power or the holders of power,become lovers of wisdom
Sardar Manmohan Singh? Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it become.
Yeh Teri Aankhein Jhuki-Jhuki Si, Yeh Tera Chehra Khila-Khila Sa, Jab Tere Chehre Par Haath Fera , Aadha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
Hum To Assambly Tootne Ka Sun Rahe The FARAZ Musharraf To Resign De Kar Chala Gaya
The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called "The Politician" It's Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep...
TUSSI BARY GREAT OO RASGULY DI PLATE O COCK DA CREAT O ANDY DA AMLATE O PAWAIN JO WI O TUSSI BARAY GREAT O HAHAHA
  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
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    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
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  • Festival SMS