Political SMS

Political SMS

Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party

Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZAD

Government Is Like A Baby. An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other

A Good Leader Is A Person Who Takes A Little More Than His Share Of The Blame And A Little Less Than His Share Of The Credit

Apparently,a democracy is a place where numerous electionz r held at great cost wid out issues & wid interchangeable candidates

Bush ka Kutta roth gya, Ganday nalay main ja kar doob gya, Bola ab aur zulm nahi sahin gy, Ek ghar mai do do nahi rahain gay

The word 'politics' is derived 4rm da word 'poly', meaning 'many', and da word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other..

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power or the holders of power,become lovers of wisdom

Sardar Manmohan Singh? Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song. 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it become.

Yeh Teri Aankhein Jhuki-Jhuki Si, Yeh Tera Chehra Khila-Khila Sa, Jab Tere Chehre Par Haath Fera , Aadha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila

Hum To Assambly Tootne Ka Sun Rahe The FARAZ Musharraf To Resign De Kar Chala Gaya

The Latest New Dance Craze Is Called "The Politician" It's Two Steps Forward, One Step Backward And Then A Sidestep...

TUSSI BARY GREAT OO RASGULY DI PLATE O COCK DA CREAT O ANDY DA AMLATE O PAWAIN JO WI O TUSSI BARAY GREAT O HAHAHA