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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon
Kuch milde ne yaar hawaa banke, kuch DUA banke, Thode yaad rehnde, bahute bhull jande, Te kuch vass jande ROOh vich saah banke
Heer Says too Ranjha Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky" Ranjha Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN
ARZ KIYA HAI! Saas hove taa changi hove! Gaur kijiyega! Saas hove taa changi hove! Nahin taa photo deewar te tangi hove
yaar ruse tab rub russe, yaar phir russe tho phir main mar jawa, je yaar phir russe te, chittar maro salle da roz daehi drama h
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi
Nargis to Shaitan:Main ik Masoom tay shareef larki aan...Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr.
khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda,khubsurat ta sirf khayal hunda.shakal surat di ta koi gal nahi hunda,bas dil mileya da sawal hund
Kuch to "DUNIYADARI" rakho. Kuch to "DOSTI YAARI" rakho. Call to tusi karte nahi, SMS hi Jaari rakho.Varna "MOBILE" almari vich rakho
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken Fry, Always TALLI never CRY !!!
Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot", Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. Confused??? Read the above numbers in punjab
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan krde
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te
pani de utte loha tar c j phtyan de sang ral c , te jant de wich kutta ja c j waliyan de sang ral c
Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi
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  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS