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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!
Santa: Oye Banta don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI. Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby. Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great. Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle
Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Pappu: (Luking down) No... Santa: Don't look down. Look at me
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first
Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times
Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more
Snta: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha. santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai. Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoo
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That's terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
Jb dosti ki dastan waqt sunyega, Tumko b koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhul jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
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