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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor...
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hun.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,hr bar lgta h jaise usko vapas krne aya h
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa...
Banta: Yeh chaku kyo ubal rhe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat h? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaays
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa: Ghar ka sara kemti sman chupa ke rkh do,mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyo!Apke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password.It's. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394
Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye
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