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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke Tuesday
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail....why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
"Today's dinner should be light
"Maths And Women R The Two Most Complicated Things In This World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, Has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Teacher-What Is The Opposite Of 'Minimum'?
Sardar-MiniDad
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Zindagi Me Pehli Baar Riksha Dekha.
Sant-Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Bant-Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho,Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out Ho Gaya
SARDARJI Was In A Bar And His Cellular Phone Rings.
He Picks It Up And
Says 'Hello, How Did You Know I Was Here?
Sardar in a row to catch bus. after many ladies got in the bus, he try to get in,
DRIVER- no more, no more.
Sardar- Morni, Morni to chada li, ab hum chadne lage to
No mor.
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