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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"? Tell him "a joke Tuesday
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail....why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light
"Maths And Women R The Two Most Complicated Things In This World" BUT... Maths, Atleast, Has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Teacher-What Is The Opposite Of 'Minimum'? Sardar-MiniDad
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Me Pehli Baar Riksha Dekha. Sant-Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Bant-Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho,Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya. Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye? Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy, K Main Out Ho Gaya
SARDARJI Was In A Bar And His Cellular Phone Rings. He Picks It Up And Says 'Hello, How Did You Know I Was Here?
  • Love SMS
    Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon, Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!
    Cute proposal: Girl: Plese Close Your Eyes For a Movement. Boy: 0k Girl: Andhera Dikh Raha He Na Boy: Yes Girl: That Is My Life Here Without You!
  • Valentines
    Day SMS

    Kuch Ehsason Ke Saye Dil Ko Chu Jate Hain, Kuch Manzar Dil Mein Utar Jate Hain, Bejan Gulshan Mein Bhi Phool Khil Jate Hain, Jab Zindagi Mein Aap Jaise Dost Mil Jate Hain. Happy Teddy Bear Day!!!
    I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Teddy Bear Day!
  • Occasional SMS
  • Festival SMS