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Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate, Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
Teacher To Student: Tmhain Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn...? Student: Mujhe Kia Milenge, Wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn..?
Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . . . . Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
Teacher: A C kisi jaga ka nam batao jisse banaya to addmi ne hai magar phir b wo wahan pe ja nahin saktay? studenz: Sir LADIES TOILET
Madam: Which building have most stories? Student: Madam! Library
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Student:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
Heated Gold Bcoms Ornament Beated Copper Bcoms Wire Depleted Stons Bcoms A Statue& Mentally Tortured Students Bcoms ENGINEER
Teacher: "What's ur cast?" Student: "Pehle hum Lohar thay, phir Bhati huay, phir Rajput ho gay.. Ab hai Darzi.. Aage mummy ki marzi..!!
2 student: Chooha halal hota hy ya haram? Student: Halal Teacher ghussy main: kon sa chooha halal hota hy, bolo? Student: miss naak ka chooha
Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Apni khuddari ki bina par ham college nahi jatay thay... Shauk-e-deedar ne hamay regular student bana dia.
Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaye samj tu gaye hoge papu.
Ek Student Dusre Se Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai, jo pehle hum ne na kia ho" 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"..! :p .. A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the? GIRL-97% BOY-Baap re Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
teacher:can u giv me an example of wasted energy??!?! student:yes,ma'm,tellin a hair-raisin story 2 a ba;ld-headed man...
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals rule? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.
Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: Im paying as little as I can sir!
Teacher : Tell me 5 water animal?Sardar's kid : FishTeacher : good aur 4?Kid : fish da puttar, fish di kudi, fish da pra te fish di maa..
BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN COLLEGE LIFE.. 1)plzz..Don't disturb i want 2 study! 2)No class,then lets go 2 library! & d bst 1.. 3)Sir,i have a doubt.!
Y is a lecturer greater as compared 2 a mother?bcoz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep,but .... A lecturer cAn put d whole clAss 2 sleep
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