Frndship rules: No drama No excuse No sorry No thanx Don't say i m buzy alwayz say Jaani hukum kar tere liye jaan bhi hazir hai Denge nahi wo alag baat hai !!!

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho.. BRO I HOPE I AM THE WHO WISHES U HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY

like the fire works sparkling in the sky may u r each day glow with joy and be bright with smiles. WISHING U A "HAPPY DIWALI"

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!

jism ko rog mar dete hai jism ko rog mar dete z'han ko shauk mar dete hai jo log nahi marte unhe log mar dete hai PUNEET CHAUHAN

Use Barish Pasand Hai… Mujhe Barish Me Woh… Usey Hasna Pasand Hai… Mujhe Hastey Hue Woh.. Usey Bolna Pasand Hai.. Mujhe Boltey Hue Woh… Usey Sab Kuch Pasand Hai Or Mujhe Bas Woh…

Yaade dilse mitane ki cheez nahi hoti Zindgi har pal azmane ki cheez nahi hoti Beshak kuch pal yuhi bhula diye jate hai Par pyar bhool jane ki cheez nahi hoti.

Apni bebsi par aaj rona aya. Dusro ko kya hamne apne ko ajmaya. Har dost ki tanhai door ki. Lakin khud ko har mod par akela paya...

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Luck

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make the climb easier. Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday

Na kbhi muskurhat tere hotho se dur ho. Teri hr khwahis haqiqt ko manzor ho. Ho jaye jo tu mujse khafa. Khuda n kre mujse kbhi aisa kasor ho

Kash koi “Exam Result” ka Insurance kara deta, Toh har Exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna Insurance claim karva lete

Dentist to GOLU Apka daant nikalna padega GOLU-paise lagenge? Dentist 200 GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do nikaal me khud lunga

dil tod ke naa jana ae bewafaa tu toh chale gayi par mera kya hoga tune thoda bhi nahi socha.

Mere alfazon ko jhuth na samjhna, yaad aati ho bahut milne ki dua karna, jee raha hoon tumhara naam lekar, mar jau to bewafa na samajhna.

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaat

kbhi rat me tare gin kar dhekhana jitna ho utna aap mujhe miss karte ho aur jitna bcha jayegen utna bar hum apko yaad karte hai good night your friend mamta sahu

dosti to rone muskurane ka naam hain, dusroke gum apnane ka naam hain, kisi ke dil ko mat todna dosti me, dosti khud haar kar DOST ko jitne ka naam hain

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

1970's saying:friends remember u during ur gud times n forget during bad times. 2011's saying:friends remember u when 100 msgs are free nforget when msgs are charged

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart.

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God”s Love. Alway Makes you winner.

Something is behind you, looking for you, make wishes for u, at days secure U, and guess what? *MY DUA*

WIFE Sexy mood me boli Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar jo karna chahte ho kar lo HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya aur NAUKRANI ko thok diya

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo, Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo, Ispar aansu tadap kar bola, Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe, Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

life does not provide Guarantees An Warranties. it only provides PoSSibiliteS N Oppourtunities , Dont Miss Them Make BEST of it... ---great day-----

RAJNIKANT woke up one day and decided.. ge should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world.. and dear frnds.... thus..,, GOOGLE WAS BORN...!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shayad fir wo milne ki takdir mil jye Jivan ke Wo hasi pal mil jye Chal fir se baithe class ki wo lastbench pe Shayad wapas purane dost mil jye

Tujhe chaHa to kya khata ki HuM nE" ~"Ek Tere liya duniA bhula di HuM nE"~ ~*to phir b rakhta ha shikyat HuM sE*~ ~"SaJdoN Ma TujhE PaNe ki DuA ki HuM Ne"~ ~*jab Se Mila TmhaRa SaTh Hmein jaNa*~ ~"Tab Se har TamnA' MitA' di HuM Ne"~ ~*Ek AdaT' ho Gayi TmHeiN YaAd krNe ki*~ ~*~Tere' liye to apni hasti ganwa di hm nE~*~

Dad : Have u opened any book ??? Son: yes, papa. Dad : Good, which Book ??? Son : FACEBOOK....ha ha